Buttoning Up

This post can relate more to the guys, but for you girls out there just imagine you were a guy in this situation.


You're a senior partner in a big-name law firm, which means an elegant office, high-end computer, executive office table, and your personal secretary.

"Hey, how was the commute?" your secretary asks you. You're reading the morning paper.

"Ugh, it was horrible," you reply without looking up, focusing on this interesting article you're reading.

"Oh, here are the documents you wanted," your secretary says, holding up a folder.

You look up to grab the folder when you see something wrong in your secretary's attire: two of the buttons on her shirt aren't fastened, which means you can see her bra.

She doesn't seem to notice. This is the hard part. You know many more people will pass by your secretary's table today, and by now work hours have officially started, and people are starting to come in droves.

How do you tell her that her buttons need fastening?